Friday, May 11, 2007

Baby Love

You got your first kiss yesterday. You and your lady friend were laying on a blanket at the park next thing we know, you two are lip-locked and lovin' every minute of it. Unfortunately, the 3 seconds you kissed happened to be the 3 seconds that the camera was not in my hand - go figure. But I reacted quickly, grabbed the camera and got the aftermath of the kiss.

I thought I would take this opportunity give you some relationship advice:

-Always treat your girlfriend with respect. Don't do anything that makes her uncomfortable. For example; when you grab her hair and try to yank it out. She doesn't like that, sweetie.

-Take things slowly. I wouldn't have suggested going in for the kiss quite so early, but she seemed ok with it. The important thing is that you were a gentleman about it - short and sweet.

-Never become physical with her. I noticed that you whack her in the face sometimes and other times you bite her. To your defense, she bites you too (I have the pictures to prove it) but you shouldn't have the 'eye for an eye' attitude with your girlfriends. I realize boys tend to be rough with girls when they like them but this isn't the most productive way to show someone you care. Try being sweet instead of rough - offer her one of your rice puffs. She'll like that.

-Compliment her wardrobe. Just because you don't like something she is wearing, doesn't give you the right to try to yank it off of her body. Yesterday, you kept pulling her hat off her head. Personally, I thought the hat was really cute. If you don't like something she is wearing, compliment her anyways. Trust me on this one!

And one more thing...NEVER NEVER EVER tell her you can see her 'baby fat'. She'll dump you faster then you can say baby Einstein.

You know how to pick 'em!
Proof you get more physical then you should.

Goin' in for the kiss. 
Giggles


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