Why I call you 'Hurricaine Connor'

Hurricaine Connor first made landfall at 8:30 am this morning, where it hit as a category 3 Hurricaine with sustained winds of 125 mph. The storm started out in the living room and rapidly intensified as it hit the kitchen and then reached it's peak strength in the bedroom around 9:30am. Officials warned residents of the likely possibility of the storms return around 12:00 noon after it wakes from it's 'nap', so to speak.

Report by: Peter MacReporter